This is a babushka doll; a Russian nesting doll also known as a Matryoshka doll, where increasingly smaller dolls are housed within the largest doll.
This is our Prime Minister.
I have become convinced, of late, that our Prime Minister is, in fact, a bland, blue, giant hairless babushka doll.
I also believe that if you cracked open the PM, to reveal the dolls within, he would be empty.
Except for a tiny David Seymour doll, like some kind of intestinal parasite.
This is David Seymour, allegedly our Deputy Prime Minister
You can see what I’m getting at, right?
And until I see an MRI of the PM’s interior I will continue to believe this thing.
That is all for today.